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Howdy! This is the second part of our stereotype subject in
the “personality-learn and fun”. Today we’re gonna make fun of two kinds
of teachers...
...No, no, not the normal
teachers, but teachers from private schools.
So
let’s have some fun:
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The most known private school teacher
stereotype is a “twice-nice”. It’s usually a woman, who likes
babies, pussycats, pappies and lollypops. It’s easy to bribe her with
candies or a cookie. That’s why in private schools there are so few
class tests. She always has her own point of view in every subject. As
opposed to her appearance she has a big knowledge and she is a very
intelligent person. It’s just her infantilism the students are laughing
about. No wonder, if she usually comes to school in pink socks and a
T-shirt with a picture of a puppy... It’s hard to imagine
how such a smart person can have so childish orientation. She could have
been a famous research worker, but she decided to be a teacher, because
she “loves to work with children”. |
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Second, also very popular,
stereotype of a teacher from private school is “Hard-core teacher”. As
you can see on the picture and his nickname he is a very hard one. He
always gives a lot of homework to do (in one day usually), cares about
every word you say and always asks you about things you don’t know. You
may wonder: “why is he teaching in private and non-stressful school?”.
It is caused by his efficiency and modern style of teaching. He doesn’t
like children, but he likes to make serious people of them. His lessons
are full of comparisons to the reality, morals and philosophical
arguments...
Except the subject he
teaches he has a lot of interests and hobbies. For example he plays the
bass guitar, or he rides a motorbike. That’s the next reason for calling
him “Hard-core teacher”. At the lesson he can be threatening but after
it you can even talk with him about something interesting. Maybe he looks
like an old hard-rock geezer, but he usually is a middle-aged orthodox
Christian with a very “specific” sense of humour. |
Author: Piotr Jastrzębski 3a
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